10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.