10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS