10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---