10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.