10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.