10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.