10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!