10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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