10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.