10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.