10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.