10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones