10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)