10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway