10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker