10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-