10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez