10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05