10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "No river, no fish."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson