10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway