10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.