10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "No river, no fish."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz