10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.