10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!