10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss