10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.