10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is for loners.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05