10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.