10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd