10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --