10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.