10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow