10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.