10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.