10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.