10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water