10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss