10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.