10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05