10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger