10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is for loners.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is