10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters