10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.