10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."