10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth