10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves