10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm