10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha