10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright