10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003